Sorry, I thought the "racism is bad" was in reference to German/Germain in a joking way. Misinterpreted...

I've got the black lung pop

In all technicality, "German" is an ethnicity not a race. White is a race.

"I will break you"

I can't justify paying that much for a hoodie or leggings. Also, you can get similar style leggings on dance apparel sites so just do that instead

They were both pretty much 40.

The world certainly doesn't need a remake with 20-something actresses that's for sure

Is it about how Magic Mike gained a little weight and the tabloids freaked out?

Those side effects are more common for men

Oh, did I not mention I'm on Not Getting Laid? It's for the chronic ForeverAlone-itis I have....

Not Having Kids (TM) was actually a side effect of Not Having a Boyfriend (TM) Have you tried it?

Why do the boobs look different? They don't seem like there's much of a size variation in boobage

I feel like there is this secret cult of Woody Allen or something. I don't understand why people keep giving his not great movies awards, and the news treats the Dylan coverage way too much in his favor. I don't get it. Did he sell his soul to the devil?

I'm always the goob who calls them out on this bullshit as if it makes a difference. "I just want to let you know that ignoring people is rude and you're a butthole" they really don't care, which is even worse

Or Smallville

A noble cause. Possibly the only plausible reason to sit through that movie

there was a wide shot of the skyline in the first 3 seconds...

And all the Chicagoans be like "Oh hey I know that place!"