Oh Californians....

The problem with New Girl is that they have a *main* character, which makes these dynamic difficult. Friends was an ensemble to the end, which made for good chemistry when it comes to romance story lines

Yes! Friends did it right, shipping Chandler and Monica because they were total neurotic head cases and leaving the will they won't they to Ross and Rachel who were slightly more grounded characters

I just have a period section for my phone's calendar. I don't really need apps to do things I can figure out on my own. Saves me the memory space.

Selena Gomez wore a bindi and a smile to buy cigarettes following Justin Bieber's arrest.

~900 kilos=1 ton

I don't mean to brag but, my teeth are like that =)

He has acne. Stars, they're just like us!

And for piano: clip your dang nails, keep your wrists up, and know how to properly press down on the keys! Keyboards have made people so sloppy

Peter Pan, the Aristocats, Pocahontas.... sort of.. it's not clear and they don't end up together so maybe, Oliver & Company

He's Canadian, so maybe it was maple flavored sizzurp?

Ke$ha is awesome and you are awesome!

My diet: eat things that are edible

I remember reading the embarrassing stories in Cosmo, one of them involved a girl who clogged a toilet and proceeded to just throw the poop out the window not realizing it was hitting a sunroof and everyone else in the house knew. Holy shart indeed.

My cyberbullies were my best friends when I was 12. We would chat on AIM and they would make fun of me relentlessly. They'd call me a slut (I had never even kissed someone until I was 16 so wtf Jr. High bitch friends??) They would give me rude nick names, made fun of my acne, and were just overall horrible people.…

This is why I keep to imgur. They are surprisingly more civilized.

Do you have to? Do you have to let it lingerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I think that's why they chose Chicago for the US version, they make it seem both beautiful and disgusting, because that's what that city is. I'd probably feel at home in the UK haha

As someone who has seen both, the US version is much better, mostly because it's one of the closest depictions of what it's like to be in Chicago as a native Chicagoan that I've ever seen, although season one made the basic mistake of confusing the SATs with the ACTs and the Oberweis truck was not filled with Overweis…