Still laughing. Oh god, just peed me pants.

HOLY SHIT

Prime Steakhouse is beautiful AND delicious. Very expensive, but worth it. Also, our favorite Cirque show is “O” at Bellagio. Reserve the “wet” seats and dress appropriately. You'll get a bit wet but it's worth it to interact up close with the performers. And they're exceedingly attractive! MEOW

Get online and join the casino/resort player’s club before you go - as far in advance of your trip and reservation as possible. You won't believe the discounts!

Run, bitch! RUN!!!

Uhohhhh.....I did not know that wasps did that! I hate wasps but I hate web-worms more. They’re so disgusting. Good on ya’ for hippin’ me to that!

AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!! You’re killing me. I could watch this all day, and in fact I think I shall.

Oh no, don’t. Really, DON’T do it man!

Yikes! Those real life lookin’ fake babies are way too expensive to leave in a hot car. So happy that child was rescued before it turned into the way more disturbing melted fake baby.

Do they even know who they are?

Ooo this is my kinda’ fight!

OMG I’m gonna’ leave some out for my dogs right now. This I gotta see.

Yes, but it was the best show!

Yeah, and then my kid did that. Very disturbing. Ditto Play-Do doo doo, too.

Ew.

Or sometimes the third party, or their spouse, gives the naive spouse a little call. I think anyone who would risk putting their partner - and children - through that kind of damaging shitstorm is some kind of selfish human being. An inequality of desire falls under the heading of Typical Stuff You Work Out When…

So then why get married? We know that the sneaky cheater gets whatever they want, but the naive spouse is being conned. Now, if everyone’s honest and agrees to an arrangement then that's cool with me. But you can't pretend that what somebody doesn't know can't hurt them. It always comes out. And really, who wants to…

Odds are that this guy is not carrying his share of all the other things that make a family/ household/ relationship run. A marriage is complicated enough and you’ve got to be committed and DEDICATED to each other. Then, when you add in kids that dynamic reaches a whole new level of WORK. There’s nothing more…

Hey, it's better than the clown guys!

Re: passing opened shower gifts around the assembled guests. This is an American hallmark of poor party planning as well as being crass and boring as hell! My summer was filled with, and I now refuse to participate in, this ridiculous ritual. IF it becomes absolutely necessary that I have to attend another shower I…