“...my takeaway is that the car doesn’t really seem in that bad of shape...”

Ran when parked.

“At the end of the day we’re all gonna’ die and someone has to deal with it.”

Well now I know who Philipp Plein is and I further despair for the world.

...the result of mixing Red Bull and puréed Euro notes with the collected crotch sweat from a Berlin discotheque.

My view is that the hardware-software support matrix is so complex and getting worse by the month. They simply won’t have the resources (even if they survive) to keep the software current.

They’re old Fiats. We knew that already.

None of the cars are in running condition.

Configurator is surprising easy to use.

The reality is their servers were overloaded with the massive amount of people on their configurator after the reveal.

All I did was click the button for “6-speed Manual”, why’s it so mad?

Non-Porsche guy - Hey nice seats, leather?

$1 mil is all you need for driving perfection,

Seconded! For well less than half the price you could get a very lightly used F13 M6. Same 4.4 liter turbo V8 engine, pure rear wheel drive, and most crucially the option of a 6-speed manual trans if you’re in the USA. If you spend some of the money you saved on bolt-on tuning you can have 700+ hp!

They even look the…

A haiku for crashed M8s:

The narratives around John Z. DeLorean usually go one of two ways. He’s either remembered as an iconoclastic hero of American motoring, a David who fought one Goliath after another until he lost everything in an unfair and overzealous prosecution by the U.S. government, or scorned as a charlatan and a fraud who…

But if you get your tires from Goodyear, all your quality craftsmanship creds goes out the window.

FREE WILLHELM 

Alternatively, there’s no reason you shouldn’t have a 928.

It has everything to do.