$4,200 on making it look exactly the same.

It isn’t for me, but it’s a running convertible for pocket change that could be cleaned up reasonably well. I think this would only be worth it somewhere that has decent enough weather for dropping the top most of the year. This also buys you a ticket to: complain about the price of milk at the grocery, grunt…

Life is depressing enough without having to look at or touch this thing.  ND at pretty much any price.

A runner for credit card money that won’t bore you to tears but is also disposable when it breaks. It will find a home for something near that price. It might even last long enough for the buyer to decipher that center stack.

My dad was a Ford dealer for over 33 years. “Accident” my a**

Aww, it’s like a ‘56 Ford F-100 and a Studebaker Champ had a little chibi baby.

I’m going to say something that many of you will likely never even think about. The difference between a 911 S or a 911 4S, and then the 911 Turbo, in term of buyer, is just your level of crazy.

Fix the cigarette ligher.

Thank you for adding to the list, clearly the first 20 people to tell me didn’t get the point across

I have to say, I have a friend that was really adamant about getting into a 911, knew that his budget would only warrant an early 996, and damn the market for them seems really low but getting into “good” specific cars can be difficult. He knew he couldn’t afford a turbo, but also wanted the six speed (a tremendous…

Apparently. That said, the pre-watercooled cars aren’t immune to this either. And their interiors are even more spartan and inexpensive. Even the 997 interior isn’t great. I love Porsche’s, but I wouldn’t consider any of their interiors luxurious until the 991.

Lambo wave:

With one of these vans and a box of puppies you could easily end up with a bunch of kids.

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

I just typed in Lifted Audi into Google images and found some no sweat. Apparently there's a company called British Automotive that makes them. I think they're in France. 

Shh... Don’t let facts get in the way of the story.

Thank you, and yes. Paint chips, potato chips, corn chips, poker chips. They were all valid snacks.

This is really going to make my “cars I can never afford” decision very difficult.