Damn it, everywhere I go the Feline Weight Truthers are right there, shaming me for my cat-assessing skills! I’m taking my business to cat-bounce.com. 

I hear that for an extra $2000, they’ll replace the motor with a webbing loop so that you can pop the handle out yourself and save some weight.

Gotta keep the darn cats off.

...and it’ll have ‘Golf Cart Mode’

Huh, Cadillac’s changing their brand image. AGAIN...

Fuck...you are good.

Jason, let me lay this out for you as plainly as possible. 2018-1980= 38 years. 38>25. That means you can have Mr. Adriaan leave a note on the window that reads:

Neck yourself as soon as possible, take your family with you, your intelligence and genes are useless for humanity.

Right? And an intake manifold. What happened to the original? you unbolt it + lose it somewheres?

“It is SCIENTIFICALLY used to see how fast a car could go in production trim”

For those questioning the $20k price tag on the fuel tank ...

“Heggemann aerospace also manufactures Veyron’s fuel tank which took almost 4 years from design to actual model. It took that long as Veyron fuel tank needs to pump fuel 8 times more faster than normal fuel tank (and with constant pressure up to 1.4G). It…

It is SOCIALLY used to show off your money.

RIP...

It’s a pain. For instance, my name is spelled “Deez nutz,” but it’s pronounced “Daniel.” Why can’t people figure that out? I get such funny looks!

Not even joking, it’s so ridiculous that I would take this over any Aston (or even McLaren [despite different MO]) any day.

We are inclusive of all horned high BMI mammals

Do I have the honor of posting the first “Giant M8" meme for this article?

If you’re wearing rose colored glasses the red flags just look like flags.

Lol. Hell no.