You’ve had a mustang this whole time and you’ve been making me read about your Jeep?!?! This is why i have trust issues

Not in the past 20 years, no.

imagine a viper v10 that revs to 8000+ my dick would be diamonds

Maybe she’s good with the welder.

Same way. Everything about how the car looks burns my eyes.

Karl is either single or he really, really doesn’t like spending time with his wife.

I’m not cool with how much I don’t hate it. 

That last bit about suspension tuning is odd, because that’s clearly not an Acura suspension in the rear.

This set-up was popular for kit cars. In stock form, the vast majority of the weight is behind the axles so it was often modified allowing it to be turned 180 degrees.

Why do you hate your mom?  

Nice ass, but questionable face.

I did this with a flat black mustang in college. One day I used some chalk to draw in some scoops and intakes knowing that they would wash away with the next rain. This caught on with friends, neighbors and classmates.  It was fun to have people leave me notes written directly on the car. On one occasion, someone…

Wow I had forgotten all about things like this! I’ve been dodging those stupid Polaris Razor things for so long I forgot they actually used to do things cooler than “PUT A SICK LIFT ON THIS FARM ATV, BRAH. AND SME TRIBAL TATS, NO ONE WILL BUY IT IF IT DON’T LOOK LIKE A TAPOUT SHIRT *crushes can of monster on…

You said it all. I own one of the greatest money pits ever, a vehicle so feared that the owners forum is more like a support group for rape victims. I speak of course of the 2005 Porsche Cayenne Turbo.

Need lots of photos of the cult transaxle cars - the 924 Carrera GT and 924 GTS and any of the 944 Le Mans runners. Post ALL the fender flares.

So like... Shuper Shport?

But pronounced more like “shport”.

I feel like Germany is probably still a little touchy about things emblazoned with an SS logo.

Pah! Typical gauche predilections of the nouveau riche. It is no surprise to me that his gains were ill-gotten as his taste is criminally bad.

Alpeen makes cars. Alpine makes stereos.