And lubricated by gallons of tears. Bitter tears.

Crack-pipe all the way. Because you will soon get sick or random dudes rolling up to you and asking if you ‘got any’. And no, they won’t be referring to Gray Poupon.

I’ve got a 19 year old Audi! Can confirm! They’re great if you don’t mind spending all of your time and money keeping them working. And mine’s *simple* compared to this thing, being a 1.8T and an A4!

Stand in the parking lot of a Winn-Dixie for 4 hours and pay a stranger $600. Then call your ex girlfriend and ask for a ride home.

Its like owning a boat, convince a friend into getting one.

CP, I know some say this car runs on gasoline but I’m pretty sure this gif is a more accurate representation

The owner managed to make a very classy, sophisticated car look like a drug dealer’s Chrysler 300. Congrats asshole, and CP.

Ah yes, your special name for people who don’t accept what our betters tell us. Your kind has been around for thousands of years too and is responsible for much human misery.

BTW, the reason I have the views I do is because I have learned science and I thus I can see through the scam that politically funded “experts”…

No.

All I can see is XJS... but one in the image has lights on and moving... so it can’t be

Can we hang them from a suspension bridge as “art”... asking for a friend.

They can have my entire family. Just for free, no car needed.

Give me Future next gen S2000 Owner’s GT instead. You can have my children to work in Ford’s factories (tiny hands!) and any 3 of my vital organs.

Dear Ford,

I think the toe is out....

Is that a basting brush?

Congratulations, Mr. penrob, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a McLaren which this lovely lady will deliver soon. It may turn out to be a Mustang.

Boxster came first, as a concept car, Boxer-engined+Roadster=Boxster.

Misses the Elantra and instead destroys the R8 behind it

I love all the guys standing around in fire-proof suits and helmets and the actual guy doing the work has shorts and a baseball hat on.