I’m sorry but this is too much.  I’m wondering if anyone will read the whole thing. 

Look at this humblebraggin’ motherfucker over here.

These are not negative consequences for the band members. I can’t think of any reason why the band members would give a flying fuck that the game they will be attending as band members won’t be carried on the radio. The macho posturing of the station that they are teaching consequences to these students, and the…

“Yay! Another big man! Our team is the biggest! We win!”

Make sure to do your homework on turbo kits along with getting it tuned properly by a reputable and respectable shop

Small cars are supposed to be cheap. If they can’t make them cheap then they won’t be competitive.

“Cut and dry” is willfully simplistic and very inaccurate.

I’m not accusing you of lying, I’m sure you genuinely believe your mileage is better by pouring a little bottle of octane boost in your tank. I’m just saying you’re wrong. I have had people tell me that attaching little magnets to their gas tank also improved mileage, there are even stickers you can put on your gas…

premium gas has also more detergents... this is particularly important when it comes to fuel injectors and turbos. The more deposits you leave behind, the more you’ll pay in the long run.

As a certified BMW technician, you got feed a load of garbage. We do not remove turbochargers for inspection under maintenance and there is no such thing as turbocharger cleanup. Godspeed on your motoring endeavours and stop spreading misinformation.

ps: Also if you throw in a bottle of octane booster on long trips, you’ll save several gallons per tank.

What, pray tell, is a “turbo pump”?

honestly you need to adjust your tune if a 2-3 point drop in octane causes pinging.

I was onboard and agree with you... then you said octane booster.

Funny you asked... all the sport coupes I’ve owned required 96 octane which is not available in the US unless you use octane boosters.

All wrong.

Alternatively, you can add NOS directly to the fuel system. Gas stations sell them in cans, typically in the refrigerated section to keep them fresh.

I think that looks pretty great, actually. It has gotten a bit bulky for my tastes over the years, though.

Used EVOs from 2006 are still selling for mid to high 20's with some 60K miles. I know, I sold mine recently.

If you’re going to be a smartass, you could at least use the correct form of “your” when you reference the title.