Yes, sponsored content is a thing that most editorial organizations do. But that doesn’t mean every article they write is sponsored content. Personally, I don’t think this article he’s talking about was sponsored content because no editorial is going to publish a sponsored article that could be interpreted as libel.…

Dang, he reacted like he had tested positive instead of Jones. I don’t watch UFC or know anything about Daniel Cormier, but I feel for the guy. That sucks.

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

Wait...you’re pissed at the UFC in this scenario? Jones is the one who apparently came back with a failed A sample. It’s only a potential violation because he has the right to appeal the first test by requesting that the B sample be tested as well. They run that first sample through a battery of tests before moving on…

Ahh. Let’s replace the reliable and secure thing with something infinity more complex and likely to break to save 15 seconds of our lives everyday. This is so American it should have been posted yesterday.

So many lifes changed.

I imagine you’ve used the “hey buddy, can you give me a hand with my car?” line one too many times.

That would require actually having friends.

I would have enjoyed this set to Yakkity Sax rather than Sad Piano.

The best ever came from a hockey game.

A mini-review:

There were clearly several other Shelby vehicles represented at the event. The stuff at the bottom of the articles were some general event photos, not specifically ones of the current Mustang. (See, e.g., the truck, which is also not a S550 Mustang.)

Second part of that sentence: “of the current Mustang lineup”

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.