I started my review copy earlier today and my feelings are all over the place. What's with the random slow-mo moments and x-ray vision? Sometimes I cap a guy good and he just falls over and I move on, and sometimes it's this epic slow-down and crunch sound effect. Seems arbitrary.

Note that this is my first round, and I don't get very far. The idea here is to spend your money to unlock new areas, weapons, exo-suit powers and upgrades. The idea is not to just run around listening to Malkovich until you die.

Fascinating! I would have lost a bet on what you sounded like.

Wait, is it you voicing these?

What's with all these people whose DA:O hero is still roaming around? You monsters let Alistair kill the archdemon? Mine Hero has been deep in the cold ground for a while.

A lot of these I hadn't heard, and they're really good! But the fact that Dragon Age isn't on here is a travesty. That is one epic score.

Troy Baker is sexy as hell.

I know I can respec, but does respeccing let me choose my specialization again? I didn't think so, because I'm moved points around since then.

I know I can respec, but does respeccing let me choose my specialization again? I didn't think so, because I'm moved points around since then.

I know I can respec, but does respeccing let me choose my specialization again? I didn't think so, because I'm moved points around since then.

I'm actually bummed I picked Knight-Enchanter, it's not very fun. I think I would have had a better time as a Rift Mage. They should have thrown in a way to re-specialize.

This is fantastic. I wish you could get an inside look at some of these companies, and figure out when/how/why the idea happens, and when/how/why it passes approval all the way up. Kickstart that or something.

I have a feeling she made it way back when, she's talking in the past tense.

I know it's kind of dumb and defeats the purpose, but a physical Hearthstone game would be pretty fun. It should be specially made though, coming in a box like the menu animation, and having a unique system for the tokens. Maybe small screens? Again, I guess that would be a bit redundant, but it'd still be cool.

I hate/don't like/use the 3D function, so I would love a 2DS, but they're ugly as hell. I wish they folded! They seem cumbersome as they are.

Based on the history of Final Fantasy, I'd say this is the exception more than the rule. If his original idea included your party being a bro-fest, why should he change it? I'm sure Final Fantasy XVI and XVII will have plenty of females back in the action.

She has an arc on Once Upon a Time this season also.

I still find it weird that a 76% is perceived as "mediocre". People are up in arms when games don't get 9s or 10s, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with a mid 70s. It's when you get way lower...30s, 40s, 50s...you start finding some sketch. I think the first 30% will always vary according to taste, especially…