No Peach upskirt? How am I supposed to pretend I'm 13 and pausing for the first time all over again? STOP OPPRESSING ME NINTENDO

I hope we get some awesome ones. I saw the NES XL, and I was so sad it wasn't a "new" one. I need a "new" one to replace my Mario and Luigi one!

I generally despise endless runners, but I've been having a good time with this. The jokes aren't too painful, the art is awesome, and the web-swinging is fairly intuitive.

I was just thinking about this earlier today, when i read somewhere that's it rumored you can use the 3DS as a controller for the Wii U version. When it gets tense I know I squeeze a little harder than I should, and I have yeti hands, so I don't want to crumple up my handheld. Wonder how the "New" 3DS will fare.

So wait, are the majority of the videos "solos" with the girls, and girl/girl then?

$126 for a Sailor Moon wallet? What's it made out of, spun gold?

So is "he" actually dangling inside that, or is he...uh...holding it up himself?

Holy pastels. I wonder if the US packaging will look similar.

I'm in a pouty relationship with Pokemon right now; someone stole my 3DS at Blizzcon last year and it had my X cartridge in it, with a majority of them caught and my breeding farm raring. Still bitter and sad.

You know, ultimately this is as good/bad as Americans/English-speakers getting tattoos in Kanji or any other Asian languages that say "toilet" or "screw your mother" or whatever. BUT, at least these Japanese folk get to take the shirt off at the end of the day.

I bought an XL in January of 2013, someone stole it at Blizzcon in November 2013, and got the Mario & Luigi XL around Christmas.

I'd be fine if there wasn't "new" games that will only run on the new one. That makes me sad. :(

This makes me so unhappy. I just want to have a handheld console for more than a year without having to upgrade. They're almost as bad as Apple. :-(

Well that wasn't well thought out. Holy balls. Also, Saddam?

I was in at Anna Torv. I love her, and miss Fringe desperately.

Don't think I'll ever get the hate. I'm not really a FAN, but I enjoy the catchier tunes, and especially appreciate how awesome she is to fans. Not only did she sing "live" here, she sounded fine, and that kid couldn't be happier.

I think the most creative/cool-looking way I've seen is in Non-Stop. Having it floating up in the air like that is pretty cool. If your show relies on texts a lot, that would be best. If it doesn't, then just making the phone/text visible long enough to show us what it says is the most appealing.

For some reason we're riding a wave of cultural offended-ness at everything, on behalf of everyone, and for things that don't even require it. It's a weird phenomenon to watch.

Did you read my comment thoroughly? I said it was good to know that nothing untoward happened.