Pretty much every 15-year-old is going through a transitional period. Mine is expressing his through alternating periods of being a young genius, a total jerk and an occasional dumbass. Willow simply has a better budget than most.

Jesus fucking christ, “finish the abortion”? He’s a BABY. He was born ALIVE. And I am 1,000% pro-choice. But once you are born and viable, you are your own person with the right to a shot at life. My best friend has a 5 year old who was born at 26 weeks and weighed 1.5 pounds. He’s a fucking miracle. Shame on you.

Didn’t something similar to this happen on the Real Housewives of New York? Did you grow up to be Sonja Morgan or “Countess” LuAnn de Lessups? Although I can’t believe that either of them has ever been to a bookstore, let alone worked in one. But the naked Venezuelan horse trainer in the Hamptons has RHONY written all…

That man should be the subject of a novel, written from the point of view of the women in his life.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you do. But I hope you have a book deal, because I will buy that book. Damn, girl, you’re an amazing writer.

Oh if ONLY Jonathan Franzen were that interesting!

booster for the LSD, helps with the nutrient/fluid deficiency

Similar story, similar outcome (except no sexy friend came through) to I created a burner account for this’s story.

That’s exactly how I feel. They can exhibit prejudice in the name of religion as long as they aren’t funded by tax payers. If you cut off their lifeline of tax payer funds, including making students ineligible to receive financial aid (Title IV funds) to attend schools with Title IX waivers, the schools will be…

Religious universities SHOULD be allowed to make hiring and enrollment choices based on their beliefs.

So it is okay for so-called “christians” to force their religious law onto a nation, but not okay for muslims to do it.

In Mexico we ban pastors from public office. It’s unfair that someone who can threaten your immortal soul can also run for office. That’s how they explained it to me in elementary school civics and I still believe it’s the right thing to do. I guess my rural school in Mexico was part of an evil plot to indoctrinate us…

I’m disappointed that more people haven’t noticed this. A voluntary survey will draw respondents who feel strongly about an issue. Ones who are ambivalent won’t bother to respond.

So the Phoenix is rising from the ash...er...ass?

I hear he’s working on the reboot of The (Bat)Man With the Dragon Tattoo

No, the GOP don't think embryos are property. They think women are.

To be fair, they don’t think of embryos as property. They think you should be allowed to do whatever you want with your property.

Genetically enhanced toddlers always say YES?!?

Burt Reynolds looks like someone’s hillbilly uncle that just got his tax refund back and is trying to impress Debbie down at the stop n save with his new second hand pimp outfit. Ugh I hate him.