I think it’s perfectly fair to offer criticism, but the way internet outrage has snowballed over the past few years, it seems like we’ve lost all sense of proportionality. It’s one thing to be like, “Hey Patricia, congrats, but you should have considered X Y and Z” and another to be like, “Patricia Arquette is…

What really needs to change is shitting on people with good intentions and start shitting on people who actually deserve it.

It was such a short amount of time, not to mention with the excitement of winning an Academy Award, for women to jump down her throat the way they did. Nobody should assume the worst at all times. The message she sent was powerful and necessary on basically highly watched show. And she has tried to make up for it.

To use a classic, I’m not here to make friends.

APPLE PIE IS THE ONE TRUE KING

Do tell? Why is this? I can’t help but feel shame, embarrassment, and remorse for shit all the time, even sometimes when I actually haven’t done anything wrong and people are like, “Why are you apologizing?” But it seems there are a lot of people incapable of even realizing when they’ve done something stupid, mean, or…

It is impossible for an inherently inferior cake product to be “amazing” no matter where it comes from.

The main effect Trump has is to make all these people look sane by comparison.

That’s the recipe I use. So far, I have a 67% chance of ending up with pecan pie soup. Which I then repurpose as a topping for vanilla icecream. It’s actually pretty awesome. Thank you, Karo!

So all those people bitching about 500 Days of Kristin on Gawker are actually Kim’s burner accounts? I might be onto something here...

- That Saint West story is knee-deep in bullshit.

Such as? I mean, genuinely curious; the man was a pacifist, vegetarian, open-minded human rights lawyer who eschewed the wealth he was born into and led his people to independence in a non-violent manner against a callous, if not brutal empire. The bar here is ‘great’ not perfect. I’d say he was great.

Allegations in divorce proceedings are not the same as allegations to law enforcement. I take all allegations in divorce proceedings with skepticism, and if that makes me a misogynist, do I at least get a gift card with it?

Confession time: I’m a guy, and will TOTALLY use my ability to fold a fitted sheet to may advantage to impress women.

Seriously, on account of that, a clean bathroom, and my diligent attendance to personal hygiene, I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten lucky a few times.

Okay, more than a few.

Okay, by ‘gotten lucky’ I mean I was…

Why are we still entertaining this asshole? Why is he still given airtime to spout his garbage nonsense? Trump blathers on in vague generalities that he’s convinced are facts. We are not dealing with an actual 69 year old grown man, we are dealing with a petulant child that needs to be sent to his room where he can…

I was kind of board with the closet liberal theory, but now I'm thinking he may be an ISIS recruiting tool

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