I don’t give a damn how good his clock is. It could be that he just took the parts out and put it into another box like the haters claim and that would be completely beside the point. The point is that this kid’s rights were clearly violated, and anyone who feels the need to trash his engineering skills instead of…

My eyes rolled so hard at the grades thing. If you don’t trust your abilities as a parent and by extension your son at this point, why are you spending $50k a year on his education? My parents (including SAHM) had boundary issues, and monitoring grades in college would have been extreme, even for them (and they paid…

As a student, allowing someone else to access your student accounts is usually a violation of university policy. I would strongly recommend asking to see your son’s final grades, when he is with you, instead of using his account information. A large amount of student assignment submissions occur online, and your…

Yes it is. My husband died in 2008 of a rare cancer after 18 months. Miserable.

Oooh, I feel you! After he left Texas, he worked in the office of the large DC law firm where I worked. I can’t tell the story because it might out me but within days of arriving he established that he was such a greedy, arrogant, shitty human being that I came home from work and told my husband I wanted to punch that…

I get angry at people mocking Madonna for being age-inappropriate (cuz a. there’s no such thing as age-inappropriate and b. no one cares about men who do this).

“Rich people lose their second homes, poor people lose their only home”.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

Nah kid rock doesn't live in royal oak I'm pretty sure he lives in clarkston

I hereby challenge Jezebel to have one Kardashian-free day, even if it means nothing gets published.

I want to have my makeup/hair professionally done just once and not by like the Belk ladies at the mall. I want to see what I could like like if a team of A-list level hair and makeup people went to town on my face and hair.

My dream marriage definitely includes separate bathrooms and maybe separate apartments.

When you really think about it, the Jenner/Kardashians are boring as fuck and we just allow it. We need to step it up. No more being dazzled by some ass cheek. Show me your ability to do some cost accounting and you’ve got my attention.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

THIRTY-SIX HOURS OF LABOR AND A C-SECTION??? GOOD GOD.

I just love that you used the phrase “since Khloe assimilated”

Between Kim, Coco, and Hayden, the theme of this dirt bag is that being pregnant and giving birth sucks. I concur and I have the C-Section scar (after 36 hours of labor) to prove it.

I do believe Jezebel should do something to capitalize on the bikini clad witch flying over a lake on what appears to be a small palm tree.