But I feel fine...

Biting into a KitKat like that?

Somene’s lookin’ for a

This story is ridiculous. Gimme a break.

“I never wanted the presidency, I just wanted to shake up the political scene to get us back on track as a Great Country. You’re welcome, losers.”

This is classic playground talk taken to its most extreme.

You’re always winning when you’re making up both the contest and the rules.

I’m confused about how the power of their love turns exes into best friends. What does that meeeeaaannnn? Kim and Kanye are so in love that Amber and Reggie are BFF now?

I’d put a towel down first, though.

I’m sure it’s already been recorded by a band we’ve never heard of working under a label we’ve never heard of and released on 8-track and available for sale only at certain artisan cheese shops in Brooklyn on the fourth Thursday of months ending in ‘y’ between 10 and 11:30am.

Because some of us are old enough to remember removing 70s wallpaper. It was a nightmare. Fortunately, advances in adhesives make the job easier these days.

This is the other side of this issue! Gender neutral bathrooms are a big deal for parents (what dad hasn’t had to decide whether to let his 4 year old daughter go into the women’s room alone, or take her into the men’s room with him, and vice versa) and for some disabled people. I have a family member of the opposite…

Right? I was like, “How can ANYONE consider that a positive thing to say about himself or his supporters, you talking merkin?” And then I remembered “crazed dictator” + old-school racism is Trump’s entire M.O.

It’s really not funny anymore. I can’t imagine anyone else saying this and being in the race the next day. Can you imagine if Obama had said it?

>I’m sure the poor gate agents had an extremely shitty day. She’s lucky to have gotten out at all.

This. I’m in the war room for a regional airline right now and things are F-U-K-T.

Especially considering that this appears to have happened at Charlotte today. Charlotte is the American Airlines hub and they cancelled a ton of flights today due to the weather. I’m sure the poor gate agents had an extremely shitty day. She’s lucky to have gotten out at all.

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It may sound odd, but I love hearing others’ abortion stories. I grew up in a conservative home and have never been able to discuss my abortion with anyone close to me. Even though I was pro-choice when I had my abortion, my upbringing still caused me incredible guilt afterwards. It was and sometimes remains a very…

I’m in my 50s. I have so many stories of how women had to go through hell to get an abortion or birth control and what happened when they couldn’t get one or both.