I can never hate Sbarros because there was one at JFK airport and after a particularly heinous, stressful and delay-filled international flight they served me the best pizza slice I’ve ever had in my life. Of course if it was a regular Tuesday I would have thought it was garbage, but still. 

Being duped isn’t such a big deal. Baron Cohen is incredibly skilled at what he does and I don’t expect everyone in the world to be canny enough to see through it. Bernie Sanders was duped and still walked away with dignity intact. 

I’m going to say Chess is their only good musical, though of course I would never go pay to sit through such a thing.

Familiar earworm songs, nice looking people, exotic location, stupid enough to be dubbed into any language without any loss of story.

I agree, but nobody’s going to this movie to see deep cuts. They’d probably be better off adding Air Supply and REO Speedwagon hits than unfamiliar ABBA songs.

A little late to the party. I’m already paying $8 a month to the Rite-Aid, Dick’s Sporting Goods and Florsheim Shoes streaming services, I just can’t take on one more. 

It should be noted male critics include one A.A. Dowd, famous for never giving anything more than a C-.

You don’t like abstract acrylic paintings that looked like they took an hour to paint? Or photos of 50s cars in Cuba taken by an art student on a cruise in 2016?

I just see emojis as a way for the soulless proto-AIs who will eventually enslave us to try to understand human feelings. It’s kind of sweet, really.

I disagree about “easier.” Those tablet-ordering things never make “tip a buck” the default at the counter, they almost always make you go to a custom menu and fill in the amount. “Tip a dollar” ought to always be an option but of course they want to fish for the guilty 10 or even 20% for counter service.

Pretty sure most parties in 1991 were “I Love The 70s!” themed. 

Nirvana wrote a song called “All Apologies”, and they invented punk.

I heard at the end of the movie he gives up his legs for the ability to sing real good. 

Keep in mind this movie is set in an aquarium and Aqua Man and pals are being photographed from the other side of the curved glass.

Robin Williams being on earth was kind of like having a pet dog. You’re annoyed 90% of the time but you love him anyway. 

THEORY: There’s an Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode that takes place on the set of an M. Night Shyamalan movie being filmed. Since Shyamalan exists in our universe this must mean Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Frank and Dee are canon in real life. 

Shyamalan’s done some TV but I’m surprised he hasn’t made a Twilight Zone-esque anthology series yet. He seems to have a bottomless well of ideas that aren’t really movie worthy but would be great in a medium where the expectations are a little lower. 

I think it’s intended to be a blanket apology not for himself, but for all the damage that’s been done by straight white men past and present.

He may have been fooled, if being fooled means not suspecting this guy was actually a professional troll in makeup... I have no idea if he suspected it was a set-up or not, and I also think it doesn’t matter because he handled it with dignity and honesty.

It’d be “grrrrrrreat!”