Humans will be replaced by AI which will evolve into immortal sentient energy blobs. As long as our perpetual care cemetery contracts are worded correctly these blobs will be obliged to tend to our graves for all eternity.

He can't have children either. To my understanding, bastards are sterile, like mules.

Most don’t need the Pro. But If you’re a digital artist and can afford it the Pro really is a much better device. The regular iPad has relatively thick glass between screen and pencil vs the Pro’s thin laminated screen, which is something you’d notice if much time is spent drawing fine details. If you’re using desktop…

Most don’t need the Pro. But If you’re a digital artist and can afford it the Pro really is a much better device.…

But what if the actors are in love?

Yeah, but it’s still no “The Last American ____”

Musk+10 years and a beard= Hank Scorpio.

I hope it was the most sincere pumpkin patch or Grimes will dump Musk for making her sit there all night waiting for the Great Pumpkin.

I’d have gone with preemptively declaring I have an evil identical twin.

Probably, though I think Duckie is the most realistic character in the film in his own way, there are a lot of guys that age who act like that not realizing that high energy wisecracking isn’t charming unless you’re Bill Murray.

Love Actually isn't even that far off, having a U.K. Accent in the USA is about the closest thing there is to a real life super power. 

The Breakfast Club is still fascinating to teens in 2018. It definitely zeroes in on some things that 13 year olds find profound.

The thing about high school movies though is you don’t want the couple to be together forever afterwards, that would be sad- it’s not the 40s where marrying your first significant other is the ideal. Andie will ideally go to art school, move to a city, work in fashion and marry if she wants to at some point in her 20s…

High school jocks, College freshmen at party schools and other broad stereotypes are also buying The Eagles Greatest Hits. Classic rock is evergreen. It also tends to be the soundtrack of people who want a few cds but they don’t actually care about music. Not that it’s all bad or anything, obviously a lot of the…

Unlike albums/CDs which could be counted to the last Sam Goody purchase I don’t think there was really a good way to measure sales of singles in that era, being before iTunes downloads and long after 45s. I’m sure airplay on the radio and maybe in clubs factored in somehow which is how dance music conquered everything…

This makes me glad I went with Qwikster instead. Though I am considering cancelling because they are about seven years late getting me my latest DVDs.

Connery was younger than Craig when he starred in Dr. No, and showed about the same amount of skin in Thunderball. He was also very physically fit for the era, though no one back then was as exaggerated as you’re expected to be today.

I like the Nathan Rabin poster the girl has in her room. Never thought of him as a teen idol but there you go.

I like LaCroix unflavored and could identify it in a lineup. It’s not the flavor as much as the level of carbonation, others almost seem flat in comparison.

Of course he’s no stranger to threatening phone calls, as he gets a few dozen a day where people shout “It’s Chris or it’s Christopher. TOPHER IS NOT A NAME!”

There’s also The Malcolm. That show is Malcolm In The Middle for Malcolm aged people.