Dennis Leary must own basic cable or something because there never seems to be a time he’s not on a TNT or FX show. 

I guarantee the words “Sons of Anarchy” were used at least a dozen times in the pitch. Possibly even the phrase “Point Break meets Sons of Anarchy.” It’s definitely trying to fill the void that Kurt Sutter left behind. 

But is Parker Posey still coy about whether or not she is actually Spider Woman?

Well.. I think The Affair should be called “Lifetime Pass.” Because I only stick around because most of the leads come from my favorite shows— The Wire, Newsradio, Fringe and Dawsons Creek (yeah I know) and I’ll always give them a chance.

Dan Aykroyd in Swayze’s role in Ghost.

I’ve seen the alternate Segel Superbad 2018. The good news is Donald Trump did not win the 2016 Republican nomination. The bad news is based on Jason Segel’s megastardom the idiot voters of the USA voted in President Steven Seagal.

HEY! No Breaking Bad spoilers, please. I still haven’t watched it yet, it’s on the list but I have to get through 14,000 General Hospital episodes first.

I’d disagree about Batman being “it’s own thing.” They were trying to recreate Batman’s darkly-lit-but-campy success for a full decade and plundering comics from the golden age to modern (at the time) indies, as well as other seemingly random properties to try to do it. Dick Tracy, The Shadow, Teenage Mutant Ninja…

Starship Troopers. Hopefully I don’t have to explain. I’d bet Robocop was even more of a WTF surprise for 1987 audiences.

And Harlan Ellison is now dead. Ergo, it cannot be done. 

I am pretty sure the slight dick was a prosthetic prop, or at least so he claims.

The lack of need for a sequel is so obvious, did we even need an AV Club article asking if we really needed it?

Adam Scott and Craig Robinson are now free to join Jon Hamm and Paul Rudd in my new action comedy, The Affables.

I hope this Ned Flanders song doesn’t cut into sales of my upcoming Reggae Bart Simpson single.

We don’t speak of that war any more, not after the entire 1981 NBC roster was lost after CBS set off the dirty-bomb nuke.

I think there were guys directing people to their seats long before Usher was around. 

Supposedly they had a “No A+ allowed” policy when someone in charge actually gave a damn. I don’t think any episodes of “The Wire” or “The Sopranos” got above an A, much less any critically acclaimed movie in recent history. I wouldn’t be surprised if this becomes a regular “A” by morning.

White meat is like the tofu of meat. It appeals to children and squeamish adults who can’t handle the realness of dark meat. 

The sickly sweet, deliciously frosted irony is that “dunkin’” is not even a proper English word.

Who would win in a fight, Venom or Bane?