UpGreyed: The Kinja Commenter Story.

If “forgive” even the right word? If you weren’t one of the victims, maybe it’s not really your place to forgive or not.

Well I mean, I’m not defending the decision, but that’s why we got a supposedly “dark” (but still ridiculous and campy) Mario Brothers, because Hollywood thought the Batman aesthetic was what people wanted with every property it could be forced upon.

That’s beside the point though. Comics weren’t really mainstream then like they are now and Batman was really a movie for people who know the character is but probably didn’t read Killing Joke.

How come they always have terrible keyboards in the future? I have an iPad and tapping on glass “keys” will never be a replacement.

I thought it was just supposed to be indifference, as he was never there for the family. But maybe there’s more to it.

In some alternate pop culture universe only slightly different than our own there has to be a Super Mario Bros.: The Movie: The Game on SNES.

Back then it was because Tim Burton’s Batman.

If your movie don’t got Mojo Nixon then your movie needs some fixin’.

Of course there’s a word limit here. Don’t you know web page paper costs thirty cents a foot?

I thought episode 9 was the worst, it was just complete filler waiting for the release. Paul not being helped by the Getty station employee wasn’t nearly as clever as they surely thought it was. And the scene where the kidnappers say they have to kill Paul because he saw their faces— did the writers not even remember…

They say “No demons were harmed during the filming of this series” but I dunno...

They should have scrapped the Ridley Scott movie and cut this down to feature length. There’s exactly two hours of great stuff in this series.

Ford is Dolores.

I noticed the actress who played William’s daughter kind of looks like Jimmi Simpson without looking anything like Jimmi Simpson. That’s some good casting.

Lynch says after watching a movie you should meditate for 10 hours then go see some band where hot twentysomething girls sing lilting shoegaze.

Normally I side with the victim but in cases like this where there are serious credibility issues I just go with whichever side shouts the loudest on Kinja.

I don’t see why “mostly vegetarian” can’t just be something people call themselves without both the vegan and the meat-loving crowds calling them lying misguided bastards. If you make an effort not to eat meat most of the time, that seems accurate to me.

But isn’t turkey already the national bird of Turkey?

Every time I go to Sonic there’s two middle aged guys bantering out front. No thanks.