Name checks out.

I didn’t even know they had laws in Florida.

A collection would be mind-blowing, and probably a pretty quick buy for me.

All fighting games use P2P. It's bad net code and bad execution by Nintendo. The fact that people are surprised is the strange thing. Nintendo will probably finally have internet figured out in a generation or two. Maybe. 

Suspending Ureña isn’t enough for something this egregious. Baseball should really come down hard on the Marlins for this - for punishment they should put someone like Derek Jeter in charge of the team.

Fine by me. If demand stays low, I’ll ride that depreciation curve and get one for cheap in 10 years.

Canti gets his 2017 upgrade.

Plaintiff must realize he cannot treat well-settled law and undisputed facts like the women in his videos; they will not change simply because Plaintiff is persistent and impervious to their hostility.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

Everyone knows the hardest hitting on a Money Talks video is towards the end.

You see that little tiny hole right above the eject button? Stick your wiener in there and it will open.

Absolutely agree, but I think Bradenton and Sarasota are close enough that for those of us not from the area can think of the area as a whole not just its parts. It’s like how the “Tampa Bay area” consists of St. Pete and Clearwater, not just Tampa.

There’s a man named Dr. Beach that rates all the beaches in the world. Siesta Key was rated #1 so frequently that it was retired from the list... Have fun with your douchy, unsubstantiated comment though!!!

Definitely used. I watch a fair amount of baseball, plus the Braves, and hear it regularly.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

By the tenets of bird law, I’m pretty sure that makes Bernie the Democratic nominee.

The Batmobile’s dope this time. He’s fine. It’s fine. Honestly, he’s the least of your problems.