I tried Johnny Walker and never had another sip of Scotch for about ten years. Glenlivet is better, but I still love a good Blanton's Bourbon.

Johnny Walker is a very okay blended scotch. The problem is that it is usually way over-priced considering it's quality. McCallan 12 year is a pretty good default bottle, it can be a tad pricey, but it very much is worth the money.

Bigby Wolf stalks iOS this evening in the first episode of Telltale Games' Fables series. Released in October for PC, Mac and consoles, The Wolf Among Us begins a pre-comic murder mystery starring a fairy tale villain on the road to redemption. It's a good start.

Have you tried the cable overlay? Have you played around with the voice interface? I'm curious because out of all the issues I have with xbox so far, those are the least of them. The cable interface is fantastic, OneGuide is great (and much faster than using my Time Warner box to surf channels), voice commands can…

OH, BURN!!!!

(Sunday November 24, 1963.)

Binge drinking is dangerous stuff, and really not a joke, Sean. Just look at what shotgunning did to Hemingway.

Ref: Get your ass off my court!

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

"How dare my beloved Oregon Ducks make a mockery out of their uniforms!"

come, flip tables with me

Bullshit. There's no way that pitch was in the 90s.

Oh no! This, friends, is why you always review your comments for grammar and punctuation before hitting "publish."

I meant, "I know! [exclamation mark] French Stewart!" Sorry, my potential friend, I wish I could know Mr. Stewart and his sexy, comedic ways.

Edit: BAH! I didn't take my own advice! I just added commas…

I know FRENCH STEWART!!!

Sarah Paulson likes women more than men.

Jason Campbell was tabbed by NBC 7 years ago to star in one of their upcoming TV shows based on "Saturday Night Live." An intense bidding war took place between the shows, with Tina Fey going so far as to offer up the role of Tracy Jordan to Campbell. She even offered up one night of hot intercourse with Rachel Dratch…

Peyton: So what exactly do you want us to do here?

What started out as a well-intentioned reference to The Pixies has turned into a really crippling double entendre. Truth is, I love The Pixies AND masturbating on fundamentalists. Win-win.

Sigh....a begrudging +1.

Wow, someone who's not acting like a complete jackass, that's refreshing. But yeah, I already put a preorder on the Xbox One. It had a few more exclusives I care about, most of the bad points are really non-issues for me personally, and I'm a sucker for established accounts (got a good 125,622 gamerscore and been a…