I didn’t even know they had laws in Florida.

A collection would be mind-blowing, and probably a pretty quick buy for me.

All fighting games use P2P. It's bad net code and bad execution by Nintendo. The fact that people are surprised is the strange thing. Nintendo will probably finally have internet figured out in a generation or two. Maybe. 

Suspending Ureña isn’t enough for something this egregious. Baseball should really come down hard on the Marlins for this - for punishment they should put someone like Derek Jeter in charge of the team.

I’m rewatching Fringe right now with my girlfriend and I love how well this show still holds up. The acting, the story, the effects. It’s so good!

Fine by me. If demand stays low, I’ll ride that depreciation curve and get one for cheap in 10 years.

Canti gets his 2017 upgrade.

Plaintiff must realize he cannot treat well-settled law and undisputed facts like the women in his videos; they will not change simply because Plaintiff is persistent and impervious to their hostility.

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Zack Snyder: “And then, Two-Face pulls out a gun, and shoots Nightwing in the face...”

and Legends.. who would’ve thought the two worst shows would become the two best this season. I think Legends is slightly outdoing SG at the moment

A twitter/ADD/texting generation rant from some millenial with a tiny attention span and no sense of grammar or punctuation.

You should change your name to “Ungreyed Fox.”

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…

Everyone knows the hardest hitting on a Money Talks video is towards the end.

Yeah, there’s no way that Brie Larson is old enough to have made CAPT/MAJ in the Air Force.

You see that little tiny hole right above the eject button? Stick your wiener in there and it will open.

Yeah, I know. I coasted down memory lane a bit there. Whatever works, works.

Shit, I miss the smell of limestone dust. Carcinogenic!