Okay, invasive species, fine, I get it, but why not send her to a zoo or something instead?  Euthanize the smaller toads who are of less importance, but an absolute unit like this one needs to be celebrated.

Yeah, “We couldn’t find her” reads more like, “For years we didn’t want the financial or publicity risks of coming anywhere near an actor who was having very public mental health issues, but time having passed and Neve having passed because we wouldn’t pay her what she’s worth, we decided to invest the time and effort…

Most actors really, really want to be found and make it easy.

Find the cheerleader’s agent, save the world!

I mean, he has to make it to at least 2,000 years old

It made me realize that the answer to the question “Who’s going to be the next beloved celebrity that will devastate you when they die the same way Betty White did?” has always been Mel Brooks. Please let him become the first human being to live forever.

That one was great, but this tops it for me all-time (because, come on, Levi Fucking Stubbs):

That does not look like a machine a regular person should use. That looks like a construction vehicle that requires at least a month of training.

I recommend everyone click that link and see what a PistenBully looks like. Those treads look like they could chop you up.

Counter-counterpoint: Dethklok is best case I’ve ever heard of real-enough songs from a fictional band, especially in anything near this genre. Imagining a world without “Comet Song”, “Briefcase Full Of Guts” or “Dethsupport”? I don’t want to clutch the invisible grapefruit in that world.

I got a MeowMeowBeenz notification for this?

That’s the hottest guy in Tulsa ladies. Drink him in and all of his 200k followers (compromised entirely of men who similarly have no idea how to please you.) And then mend fences with your dad, finish your degree and get the hell out of Dodge.

I don’t want to sound like a queer or nothin’, but I’d kinda like to make love to him tonight.

I suspect he leads a much cleaner and simpler life than Trey.

But when will we get Rural Juror?

Have you talked to your ob/gyn about your cramps and relevance to IUD? Cramps are caused by the uterus and cervix contracting to expel the uterine lining. With a hormonal IUD (Mirena, Skyla, etc.) you get a super low does of progesterone, which eventually eliminates periods completely for many users.

I was lucky my old gyno died and the lady who took over his practice is super nice, knowledgeable and is 100% understanding and accepting of me being trans (disclosing this is like playing Russian Roulette, the best I usually get is mild confusion and slight tolerance, yay for living in a shit state!).

Oh, I KNOW hormonal birth control has caused some severe side effects for me—the WRONG birth controls. I did have a right one that worked great. It’s the same as with any other medication, though; the reason there’s so many different medications for any one condition is that not everyone responds to a given medication…

One cannot be a “trad-wife” and an influencer. An influencer is a job. Reminds me of Phyllis Schlafly leaving her kids at home to go on speaking tours... telling women they should stay at home.

It probably doesn’t help that we still use their terminology, “influencers”, instead of what are likely more accurately descriptive terms like “’net randos”, “unvetted bloviators”, or “lying shills”