I hate it! I don’t get the appeal at all!

I support any reason for people to bitch at Drake.

All I know is that they never stop talking about them

My question is, who would cast a 6'10 NBA Hall of Famer to play a disabled teen nerd anyway? 

 I got a regionals notification for this?

He genuinely was an 11-year-old’s Platonic ideal of comedy.

Do I enjoy his humor now?
No.
Did I laugh my ass off as an 11 year old catching his specials on cable?  Oh my, yes.

So this writer for the AV Club thinks “Never Stop Popping” is funnier than “Dewey Cox”?

my AL story I get to tell every few years:

Yeah I feel like I’m the only one but I have very warm feelings for that movie. It came out when I was in high school and my high school boyfriend was a geeky WASP with a lot of family money (I’m a WOC) and this was like the only relatable rom-com for me. I wasn’t even a fan of rom-coms generally at the time, it just…

My guess for the next Mathew Perry book excerpt: “Betty White kept trying to give me comedy advice for like, 20 minutes. Finally I had to kick the old broad in the face just to shut her up.”

He turned down the opportunity to spoon with Salma Hayek???

They fired all the rhesus monkeys after they refused to move to L.A.

AV Club grammar is simply streets ahead, whereas you are streets behind. 

“I’d love to Jack, but it would ruin the sexual tension between us.”

Honestly, the story of an A-list celebrity crudely propositioning a woman who didn’t work for him and immediately taking no for an answer is borderline wholesome on the sliding scale of Hollywood.

“Now, where was his mom in all of this?”
If she’s anything like my mom, she’d’ve been standing there screaming how I must’ve done something to upset Mr. Murray and how I was really going to suffer when we got home.

“My child...try not to suck any dick on the way out of the castle!”

Is it too late to get Bob Hoskins or Lou Albano back to do Mario’s voice? *checks notes* Oh... oh no.

I once happened upon a dumpster fire at an Indian grocery. Whatever they were throwing out smelled fantastic. The whole area smelled like incense and spices for the rest of the day.