I’m with you, and I’m not generally a fan of Corvettes.

I’d buy it: the price is surprisingly cheap, the dumb wing is easy to delete and resell, the muffler can be found at a parts yard, upholstery is easily cleaned and it’s a manual transmission as the sports car gods intended. Most NPOND posts show that most Jalopnik commenters aren’t willing to get their hands dirty or…

Stickers.

You really only want to light up the spirit when you’re 10 feet away. It really adds to the terror on their faces.

It’s referred to as “Carolina Squat” (I had to look it up and feel dirty for having done so).

I blame Snake Plissken!

I’m glad life is so great right now that these are the only problems we have to tackle.

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.