I’ll figure out how to put the wing on my wife’s ‘19 Outback for S&Gs. 15K, after a thorough drivetrain inspection, is a good deal.

Oh, sure. Everyone’s gonna jump on the Tires Bandwagon. But that’s so wrong headed. The biggest bang-for-the-buck mod, and easily the very first mod in which everyone should invest is DUCT TAPE; rolls and rolls and rolls of nice, shiny duct tape.*


* for any of the vehicles I can afford and/or get spouse approval to…

I don’t need no stinkin’, commie, International Tire/Tyre/Pneumatico Cartel winter tires! I need better class of snow. You call this snow?! My truck wouldn’t go over the snow because it didn’t want to embarrass the snow.

I still don’t understand why they chose the Crown Vic Police Interceptor instead of something with a sturdier frame; a CV2, for instance.

All except for the two (one for parts) I’m buying to put on a Yugo, that is.

In any right headed world, cops would not be involved in traffic stops for the simple reason that traffic laws could not exist in such a perfect world.

This is an unmitigated moral outrage! That said, it means Rolls Royce can sell the remaindered Ss of E to we unwashed masses yearning to be free-ish in the former benighted colonies.

That and, “feel free to contact me between 8:00am and 2005,” are the only things I’m putting in my resume from now on.