Easily the best race so far in the 2023 season, better than the previous year (which was also sneaky good), most overtakes so far, great mixed grid competition (Haas fighting Ferrari, Williams fighting Mercedes), an understated battle for the win, endless battles thoughout the field.

“Quick, let me grab my tiny violin.”

“Joe Rogan? Never heard of him! He’s a lightweight! Lindsey Graham tells me he used to be on a show where everybody ate penises. Really gross stuff! Lindsey says it was his favorite show, too! Sad!”

It’s 2021. Anyone still using homo as a slur is well past the point of being given the benefit of the doubt. 

Back in 2017 I took this photo at the Boston auto show...

HA! I read this and the “Click to Subscribe” inset popped up... again.

Dead on. Here is a prime example:

Why would you buy a new car at 0% APR when you can get a year old one at 15-25% off at like 1% APR?

8,113 lb-ft of torque. Eight thousand. One hundred. Thirteen. Pound. Feet.

As a person in attendance at this debacle, the crowd's favorite play was when Andy Reid decided his 21 total rushing yards was proof positive that a running play on 4th and 2 was the winning call. 

With the driver front and passenger rear wheel drive.

New 5 blade grill with moisturizing strip just leaked...