I know that people are preparing themselves for it to be Fantastic Four bad but I actually think it is going to be fine... not great, not bad, just fine.

Here you go, buddy:

I say this being Chinese. Nothing, Iron Fist is a white dude, he should be played by a white dude. I’ve been saying this for a while I want Shang-Chi Master of Kung Fu for my Asian martial arts master. Shangi-Chi is the best martial artist in Marvel comics he could easily be rolled into the Netflix shows. The only…

It is not hyperbole to say it might be the most hated software product Microsoft has ever produced

this just confirms my “ham for Thanksgiving” meal plan

It’s always best to take a few basic safety precautions when handling raw poultry.

You’re thinking of his son.

Oh boy does that Aquaman picture not look good.

However, as much as the movie cares to get Janet back, it never cares why.

Apples and oranges...the movie got made because ScarJo is attached. This movie would not get made if it were a no-namer, no matter how good of an actor/actress they are, no matter if they’re straight or not. It comes down to bankable stars and ScarJo is just that. No investor/studio is going to take a chance like that.

She wasn’t yelling.  And, confronting these assholes whenever and wherever you have the chance is good.

What about fire? I burn my hands every time I take a poop for about 10 seconds - am I good?

Not to be that guy, but there are plenty of us who vape (because nicotine is nice and cigarettes are super unhealthy/smell awful), but don’t walk around stores/restaurants/classrooms, blowing clouds all over.
We’re at least as annoyed by the doucebro folks as you are.

Will it be voiced by Christopher Plummer?

You’re referring of course to the Chair Force and their Powerpoint is strong.

The Air Force is unique. It’s the only fighting force in the history of the world where the enlisted troops send the officers off to fight.

Fuck that, smoke detectors are delicious.

Well to be fair, killing a meme is about as close to actual combat action as 99% of Air Force servicemembers will ever get.

Oh shut the fuck up, cuntface.

“Wypipo are fragile.”