When you’re trying to rise from the ashes.....

So now you have two things to take out of your pocket every time you sit down so it doesn’t blow your ass off when you crush it.

So now you have two things to take out of your pocket every time you sit down so it doesn’t blow your ass off when…

I was all excited until I saw it was being made for Apple.

Replace mayo with bananas and this article would be all me.

You will probably like the Filet-O-Fish better.

6'2" here.  My knees would be in my chin if I tried to use this thing.

6'2" here.  My knees would be in my chin if I tried to use this thing.

I made that at home recently and it was frigging amazing. 

The problem I encounter is during personal travel.  I do a lot of photo and video editing on my personal laptop but my boss expects me to be able to log on and work on things if needed.  Problem is, I’m not allowed to install photo/video editing software on my work laptop and get stuck lugging 2 around.

Counter: Depending on the altitude and time of year, the cold may not be that bad. In Colorado, I used to go up in the to the mountains in the early summer and there was still snow everywhere but be 60 degrees and you might even be wearing shorts :-D

Maybe ask Lorn Michaels and the SNL cast. I’m sure if he contributed nothing, he wouldn’t be there. The bulk of his work is off screen as a writer and maybe that Michael Che joke you laughed at came from him.

This looks like one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. How is this any better than a regular colander?

This looks like one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. How is this any better than a regular colander?

The house itself seems fine to me. I would definitely redecorate though.

No Poltergeist?

Ocean

Good! What you did was absolutely wrong. Yes, the man is terrible but providing that kind of information is never ok. Once you do it to them, it makes it ok for them to do it to you. I can’t believe this even needs to be said.

It’s moronic that you can’t tell the difference between attacking someone for providing honest narrative that harms no one and defending said individual. Jackass

Not your life, not your concern.

On the flip side, I always feel foggy in the middle of February when it’s cold and dreary out and not getting a lot of vitamin D and serotonin production.

When you’re in a stall behind a closed door, who the fuck cares. We all shit.