Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

This is awesome. It will also 100% lead to a torn ACL and we'll never see it again.

Not bad, not bad. I think the 3 Phils is criminally underrated.

ommegang three philosophers

haha, or it could also be the dual zone climate control in celsius!

22° lat, 22° long...

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

YUP.

DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!

I did not mean it in the literal sense, but rather the Jungian "psychic death" through which he can shed the vanity of personal identity and return to the true fundamental nature of human existence. I will learn from this and be more specific in the future.

If I was AP and my agent did some dumb stuff like this, I'd be switching my agent.

Kanye reconsider grabbing the mic once he realized it wasn't connected to Auto-Tune.

Stabilize the MLB's Future with this One Weird Trick.

I don't really think I need to answer this, as it should be obvious... but, people who are assholes to CSR's, are probably just assholes in real life, on a day to day basis. I can understand people getting irate at Telemarketers, because THEY are contacting the customer unsolicited. But if you are calling a help line…

I love it so much when y'all so desperately want something to be racist and then it just isn't.

That's the rudest hello I've seen towards a Newman in about 16 years.

Just to get out in front of anything that might happen during the game, league officials have stated that any player attempting a snow-related celebration will be flagged - and fined - for excessive Tauntaun.

Well, I for one applaud the NFL for finally taking a clear, aggressive, no-nonsense stand against bad PR. It is clear that the league will no longer tolerate actions by players that cause sponsors to threaten cutting business ties. Children, wives, and girlfriends of NFL players can exhale and rest easy tonight,…

Remember Ty and Koy Detmer, the quarterback brothers?