Photoshop Contest; Who Can Fix Guy Fieri's Garage?

"but the good news is, once MS throws in the towel and kills off the Xbox division"

It might be different if there were 10 strikes, but at 6-8 those 2 are a significant difference. Destiny has already absorbed a ridiculous amount of my time despite always feeling more grindy than fun.

I'm just gonna assume you're trolling and keep on moving...

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

A poll on the Flyers' website asked fans whether they would rather have ice guys or ice girls. As expected, ice guys finished last.

So what do the ladies at Jezebel have to say about this placid response from Pepsi's female CEO...[CRICKETS]...OMG, Models are being mean to Kendell Jenner!

Can you explain this comment? How do you distinguish spanking from beating? I don't understand how you draw that line, and there clearly isn't any consensus on where the line should be drawn, if at all (I know you aren't claiming this, but plenty of people are claiming Peterson was just spanking his kid).

You can't spell Maclin without ACL. No, really.

I hope I can hear Dinklage say "Get your ass to Mars"

That's like saying be thankful your colon cancer isn't Ebola or Raped By a Walrus.

I'm 20 and when I get sandwich from McDonald's I don't look to see what's inside it, I just eat it

I believe tryouts for Petulant 20-something Commenter Who Doesn't Want Kids is always open.

* Using a credit/debit card at a convenience store for purchases less than $10.

Damn, 22 minutes? I can't even imagine how tough that must have been.

What do you mean? Not everyone will be into TitS. Nothing wrong with that.

I think there should be a term for omitting characters. It should be called "Coldhanded". Like "Man, Lady Stoneheart got coldhanded" or "Wow, they coldhanded Arianne?"

"Guy Fieri makes a great host."

If you're interested in the history of the dominant force that was the Soviet national hockey team, Red Army will play later this month at the Cannes Film Festival. It'll get a release later this year; here's the trailer. Werner Herzog's an executive producer, so it's not going to be half-assed. [ANIMAL New York]