I’m sure there are good people on both sides.

Read Malazan. then proceed to be disappointed with all other fantasy forever because Malaz is peak.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Hahaha that Pence...

Ramen frittata? I think you mean “Rattata”

(unintelligible screaming)

Across the room, one of my dogs is licking its asshole with intense fervor; it is making sounds like the stirring of a pot of macaroni and cheese.

Jesus, I remember that article about HB Blades and his $40k. I am one cynical motherfucker and it is extremely rare that I overestimate my fellow Americans but I still don’t think I’ve ever been so completely unprepared for the public reaction to a situation.

I was just nodding along to the thing, thinking to myself “a…

Armed officers of the state enforcing a corporate policy (which is not a law.) Awesome.

Surely* you’ve already seen this, but the comments below Gizmodo’s coverage of this incident are similarly flabbergasting and demoralizing. To paraphrase many, “The corporation can do what it wants because its policies say it can” and “These are cops, so you have no legal protection. Comply or get your head smashed…

“I beg to differ.”

Ryan: Car insurance: People who are driving without accidents are paying premiums for people who make money by totaling their cars. That’s wrong!

sober policy knower Paul Ryan

Antonio Romero suffered a foot-long laceration of his rectum and anus 

Tertiary syphilis has issued a statement denying any connection to Steve Bannon.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Exactly. I am inclined at this point to let these idiots, who just shot themselves in the foot, suffer the consequences of their vote. They voted because Trump tells it like it it is, and is bringing the jobs back.

*Ashlee Simpson dances a jig*

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.