I don’t speak Turkish but I believe he said, “put down the guitar dude, the stadium behind you just exploded”.

That scared the shit out of me. I don’t have anything witty or clever to write. I hope they get justice. My sympathies go out to the families and friends affected.

I went out, had the lobster bisque, we elected Trump and yadda, yadda, yadda, Я никогда не говорил по-английски снова.

He didn’t attend his grandfather’s funeral—the same grandfather he once called before every game.

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

tl;dr: we’re fucked but half of us knew that.

Fucking protest voters. Great job, assholes.

Saw Title.

Best deli counter footage I’ve seen since Craig Heyward ran 73 yards against the LA Raiders.

As a Mets fan, I prefer to think of this as the 10th anniversary of Endy Chavez’s catch. Also, fuck Aaron Heilman.

Perfect

Finally a pro scout recognizes Tebow as a quarterback.

ROLFLMAO

If only Bill Clinton were the one running for president, Don...

This article is sorely lacking of the Stormlight Chronicles by Brandon Sanderson.

Can’t

someone on the training staph has his number

Aguayo was going to reach out to Lawrence Tynes but he mrsa misplaced his phone number.