Can he do a convincing Cajun accent? If the answer is yes, the he’s completely unsuitable.

Yeah, it really makes me andouille.

“Shut Off My Marvel Machine” sounds like a Motown song.

Fashion-conscious? Flamboyant? Hamming it up with crazy cartoon accents?

Shame he won’t get to make the Gambit movie on this o-Cajun.

It’s just like how hardly any one understands that ‘Winnie the Pooh’ is an ingeniously layered call to violent revolution and the dismantling of society. It doesn’t matter how loudly I scream it directly into people’s faces before security escorts me away, no one else ever sees it.

Civvie? That you?

This is such a good joke

Disney could make a lot of money if they used their existing IPs to make porn.

You have to remember people are very dumb. The see someone die on a peloton on tv and think the risk of heart attack is greater if exercising. The 2nd time someone dies on tv from using a peloton people star to think “hmm i wonder if it’s loosely based on a real even of someone dying after using a peloton”

There’s probably already a recipe on the Internet for that.

So how long before this dude is credibly allegated of raping?

Couldn’t agree more. I’m also cool with “God Save the Queen” because it’s so damn short.

The Second Amendment does guarantee the right to bare de Armas, so they may have a case.

More like Tits Out, amirite?

A delicious Japanese gin.

Peacemaker meeting Robotman in the field would be hilarious as inevitably both would think the other was a raging a-hole, without any self-awareness.

Look, if this is the kind of criticism I’m going to get any time I announce my Hitler plans, I’ll just go back to my first time-travel idea: telling Nostradamus to include the words “9/11 was an inside job” in his prophecies.

“Oh boy”

That’s how it starts, with a single dollar bill. But soon, that’s not enough. You can’t get it up for anything less than a twenty, then a hundred. Finally you’re so jaded that you end up getting into the real kinky stuff, like crypto.