It’s not even a gaggle at this point.

Even Johnny Gat of the 3rd Street Saints knows that you can’t get shit done as a gang leader if you don’t have, you know, a FUCKING GANG!

He already should’ve had goons. Jaba did. Fortuna, even in a compromised position, still had to have a lot of people to run any kind of criminal enterprise. Boba should still have some access to them. Many would be invested in keeping the enterprise going for their own monetary stakes and avoiding potential retaliation…

“I'm Gordon Fett, and this is Hell's Cantina!"

I felt more like the swoop racers jumped over from Rodriguez’s Battle Angel Alita. They can totally add her to the roster (Fox now Disney owned) and wouldn’t bat an eyelash. 

Is there anywhere in the SW universe that has fancy Michelin-starred restaurants? So far it seems the only eating establishments are diners or shady Cantinas.

Agreed. More Danny Trejo, less Spy Kids scooter gang. Somehow I knew the chase would end crashed into a fruit stand (not in a good way).

I know it’s not “woke” to say this, but I don’t like Sand People, either. They’re coarse and rough and irritating, and they get everywhere.

They’re track bikes, so no derailleurs.  And only $25k if you want to order one.....

Yeah, I thought the new characters came off a bit as Boba Fett’s Funky Bunch, with Skittles Skooters (taste the rainbow™). They made everything in the episode feel especially juvey. And the only character who at least looked intimidating ended up being a big puss (the dark-haired Wookie).

Discovering that Robert Rodriguez was involved in this explained a lot about why Danny Trejo suddenly turned up (not that that’s ever a bad thing) and also why the colour-coded kiddie bikers gave the episode a real Spy Kids vibe (which is not a good thing).

I’m not wrestlephobic, I just wish these wrestlers wouldn’t shove their lifestyles down my throat all the time. It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Brett “The Hitman” Hart.

You see the buildings on the very left? Then look at the very right? See those buildings? Now go find a picture of any real-world sprawling metroplex. Pretty even and uniform, right? Why then is there a large building free area in the Mos Espa skyline?

In this time period there is no longer any jibba from Jabba.

The guy already owns a chain of Taiwanese tea shops.

Your use of the phrase tells me you vibed with the movie. You just reveal your own vibrance.

If you can vibe with actually using the phrase “vibe with,” this is the movie for you.

To be fair, it’s been 5+ years since we last saw Fisk MCU wise. And it’s after his very large downfall. It makes sense this isn’t the same man...for starters he isn’t rich anymore. He’s staging meeting in shabby restaurants and wearing Hawaiian shirts.  

I’m all for women’s rights, but not at the expense of their lefts. A proper one-two combo requires an effective jab. Don’t disregard the fundamentals, ladies!

people died horribly (and hilariously) in the desnapping