Correction: showing up on set several hours late.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

Those responsible for canceling the cancellation special have been canceled.

Ah, so I assume that Jean’s got all that Ferrari bribe money. 

It is the only song that has a pun referring to the London School of Economics. (London School of Ecognomics.)

The helicopter hovers over a devastated Paris. Flames from burning cars flicker in the broken glass from shopfront windows, bodies litter the streets. Below, a lone gendarme futilely fires his pistol into a terrifying mass of fast-shambling humans before being overrun and torn to pieces by the horde.

There’s no need to put Uncle Ben’s in a fridge. The pantry should do nicely.

Water is not wet, things that touch water get wet.

4 seasons? Amateurs. Police Squad peaked within its first 6 episodes.

“Is this the way?”

I’m a responsible adult and I pay for my own account. All of my responsible adult friends do the same thing.

21 Jump Street and Booksmart. 

You are all wrong, NWO was a Hulk Hogan/Scott Hall/Kevin Nash thing.

Some actors are talking all over your close-up. But Robert? Robert de Niro’s waiting.

This means nothing to me.

“There are some who call me ... Tim.”

Just as long as its not “Ted”.

I’m embarrassed to admit that after I saw the movie, I went out and bought an F-35 Lightning II. My wife was pissed to say the least.

How long was Andor in prison? A month maybe? The Death Star was almost complete.