That’s easy for you to say. I had to relocate a huntsman that was about the size of my head, last night.

Godzilla vs Kong gets a D for Delightful! Visually stunning, epic set pieces, didn’t take itself too seriously, it’s been one of my favourite movies in a long time! 

I believe in Roy Kent terms that would be “These CGI people are facking mappets!”

Fuck I hate Kinja

Bloated? Please, it’s barely half a ‘Use Your Illusion’

I know that your 2nd Amendment has caused a lot of harm in your country but I feel this is one of those times where you can make life’s metaphorical lemonade!

Prawn Crackers are so highly regarded in the UK that in the 1970’s they moved beyond being a staple of Chinese takeaways and onto supermarket and convenience store shelves in the form of ‘Skips’

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams. It’s just basic physics.

He did say do your research! 

I just heard a real-life player’s* sprinting style be described as “how you cross the road when a car stops to let you across” so Kent’s awkward gait checks out.

Is that *all* horse medicine we’re advised against because I’ve just ordered an absolute shit-ton of ketamine off the dark web and I don’t want to have to throw it out. 

Well, I’m pretty sure I heard it asking for ‘moo-re’

Star given just for the mere mention of Clare Grogan! 

As a compromise, how about I just have sex with the hamburger?

“Are you going to do anything with it that you don’t think the owner would approve of? Or are you going to drive it around like a madman, get into accidents, risk wrecking it, and fuck it?”

If they killed 3000 people and also managed to keep quiet the hundreds of people involved, what about the makers of Loose Change who managed to peel back the curtain and expose all this dastardly behaviour? How in the hell are they still breathing air?

I can see where some of the criticism lies - The ‘Important’ subject matterof his films and the fact that he was a rarity early in his career - a black filmmaker making serious drama- implies a certain automatic gravitas to his work and give the impression that he might have been given a free pass in terms of his…

I’d try and drown him too if I knew he was going to turn out like this

I’ve been living in Melbourne for the last 20 years if that’s any help. 

There was a fair bit of that happening when Metallica recorded the Black Album with Bob Rock. It took a few years for folk to realise he wasn’t really the soulless corporate corruptor entirely responsible for the demise of the bands creativity and credibility and that the band themselves just really liked money.