They barely took part in the first one* and waited a good year and a bit before dipping their toes into the sequel but y’know whatevs.

“You took the metaphor out of my mouth - I was going to go with Trader Joe’s hiring a famous baker to make their baguettes, but I couldn’t think of a famous baker.”

It looks nothing like Darth Vader!

Who is no stranger to a celebrity video-game cash-in himself

How about an Oldsmobile (with a shotgun and a chainsaw-hand)?

Is that ‘small horse business’ as in the sort of business where one may purchase a ‘L’il Sebastian’?

Godzilla.

I’ve seen *male* firefighters with hair that length.

It’s already been rebooted only they decided to call it ‘Chappy’ and set it in South Africa.

Let me get this straight. It’s a random human interest subject with no real links to music, movies, TV, games or comic books but you report on it anyway. That’s cool. No skin off my nose but YOU COULD AT LEAST SHOW A PHOTO OF THE SQUID STATUE YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!

At a guess I’d say it provides a free platform to help sell Amazon Prime subscriptions while providing an income stream from advertisers.

Aww bless. He’s all grown up now...

We’ve finally got you yanks using roundabouts.

They’ve also had a detrimental effect on the art of the car chase:

Fuck it. Space-X!

I’d say it’s less an issue of imagination and more an ignorance of basic geography. I have to drive NORTH if I want to visit South Australia!

Oh VB is utter pig-swill, but it’s iconic pig-swill and that goes a long way! Tooheys just makes me think of aggro bouncers, daft lockout laws and 24/7 Rugby League.

Typical AV Club Chicago liberal bias.

Speaking as a Mexican I don’t have really have a dog in this fight but if you’d spent more time watching films and less time drinking shit beer and salivating over the tedium of State of Origin, you’d have amended that statement to read

To be fair, in spite of the stereotype of muscle-bound lunkhead (made worse by his thick accent), Arnold could at least spell Schwarzenegger right.