His niece? Huh, been a while. Was sure it was his girlfriend/wife that was in that grave. Still you only knew about her death through what they said, and that’s terrible storytelling in games. Overall I never managed to get a connection with any other characters. The most I felt connected with (as in: sad for) where…

I really doubt a sequel could help. What this needs is a reboot.

They actually think Watch_Dogs 2 is a good idea? ... :/

We pay for online, they don’t. And now get all the same games. It’s not right.

There once was a guy who got himself chicken wings while playing WoW. He’s a legend now.

Good, good. Good sign that MS will abandon their console folly and return to their strongest gaming platform yet: Windows!

That’s not the original Zelda, that’s A Link to the Past! You should feel ashamed of yourself, Vas.

Don’t you?!

I don’t know, something that looks interesting?

An even sadder origin story?!

Masturbation. They tried to warn him, he didn’t listen. Why didn’t he listen!? To lose ones hand doing what one loves only to never do it again! Oh, what a cruel fate! To end his life now would be a act of mercy.

Ok, but it looks like every blade of the windmill has its own gravity field propelling the hot fire “up”.

I said looks, not plays.

... Looks generic as fuck.

Nothing really. That isn’t even how a flaming windmill would look like. The flame would always go up, or in 0-gravity all over the place till they extinguish themselves due to a local lack of oxygen.

Games can disable the media player?!? ... Who’d want that?!?

They are called children, and don’t matter.

Have you ever tried to pick up a person? They’re fucking heavy, even women. Unless you stronger than average that princess carry is real bullshit. Carrying stuff, including people over the shoulder is easier by far. I also think it puts less stress on your spine and back muscles.

It’s funny how you know what work is required for lighting, but not how much is needed for garbage. You can’t just place garbage and be done with it. You have to check the nav-mesh, make sure there is no visual clipping, z-fighting or other graphical artefacts, and make sure everything is tagged for different graphic…

I don’t know, lots of games tried to copy Minecraft and non ever achieved equal level of popularity or construction quality.