They can’t bone- Dany is Jon’s aunt. Now, if they were Lannisters...

When you see the eye start to pulse energy, parry- not as soon it it builds, but a half-a-second into it. I’ve killed a dozen this way so far, and works every time.

“...instead of just falling you can input a key and you start dragging down the wall...”

September 16th, 2001.

So wait.... the pushed-up sport coat sleeves look is back?

So wait.... the pushed-up sport coat sleeves look is back?

Holy Lumberjack Jesus, how am I the same species as him?

Someone issue an Amber Alert in Los Angeles- because no one’s seen fucking El Niño anywhere. ‪#‎DondeEstaElNino‬

I think the claims levied against stealing jokes from Patrice O’Neal are the most damning, because if you watch the video of his joke (from 2006-2007) and her joke (from her recent stand up special), it’s pretty fucking blatant. I personally don’t have issue with her, and she seems like a nice person, but evidence is…

You thought I was hitting on you? How adorable. You must be such a heartbreaker. Now go to bed, sweetey- adults are talking.

Aww. You’re precious. You’ve earned yourself a juicebox, mister! Now that’s enough learning to use the Internet for one day, go outside and play, hun.

Being that country is America, saying it’s “one of the most regulated industries in the country” isn’t saying much. But good for you, learning to use the Internet and typing things all by yourself!

We need regulation. Fuck the noise from the right that it’s a ‘job killer’. Better that than a ‘people killer’.

Due to the slurred speech, is it possible she was having a stroke? Because even at the top of the clip, it's evident.

Here’s a tip: Throw it in the trash. Save yourself almost 4 million dollars.

I love this GIF.

Breaking News: Dog involved in incident put on administrative leave.

Honestly reading those YouTube posts, it seems like people have forgotten how to laugh at themselves occasionally. He’s not attacking anything- he’s a comedian, his whole ethos is to make light of everything. Yes, he’s out of touch. He’s a 40+ fucking year old man who’s commenting on something that’s only come up in…

Holy shit, someone uploaded something to YouTube that not everyone agrees with? I need to screenshot this post for posterity.