At least AD finally got away from that incompetent franchise that squandered his early prime! He’s gonna love playing with DeShawn Stevenson, Jamario Moon, Andris Biedrins, and some other guys I’m currently remembering.

But what city would they hold the parade in when they win the World Series??!!

Cumberbatch would make a perfectly decent Dr. Strange if they would just let him use his normal accent. Strange’s nationality was never exactly integral to the character and they’ve made far more radical alterations to other Marvel characters.

Sure it is.  Remember?  We talked about it last week.  You’ve just been so forgetful lately.  You should lay down.  

These are the kinds of excellent questions I am here for. She also has eyes in the normal place, and her boob-eyes don’t create the tears that birth the enlarged spider-creature, that’s her standard eye tears.

REQUEST FOR CLARIFICATION:

Does the eye-nipple lady ALSO have eyes in the normal place? And if so, was it tears from her eye-place eyes, or her boob-eyes that created the giant spider creature?

You’re right, kind of. The software bug exists because they are/were trying to avoid pilot training. This plane has 1960s era controls on a plane that is otherwise completely modern...and those controls were designed for a plane that was half the size.

IMO, this should not be allowed. The FAA should grow a pair and…

They really are opening a container of disturbing worms with this whole “stick a face on it and it’s a sentient toy” bit.

So... does this movie mean that kids can essentially create life?

“many of them” - who were “handled quietly and wonderfully.”

In an era where beloved figures are being revealed as giant pieces of shit, it’s nice when, every once in a while, someone you already hate turns out to truly be dogshit.

The master plan of six to ten people was to have one guy walk up to Ortiz and shoot him in the back?

So we have six amateurs who planned to rob Ortiz and the first step in the master plan was to shoot him in the back in front of 100 people and then run away.

Obligatory: You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on Qo’noS?

LOL, that respect queer space dude must have quite a lot of issues going out in San Francisco if he doesn’t wanna cross the threshold of GaySpaceTM :D

It’s a business ffs, not a support group.

“Kawhi, where did you learn to talk like that?”

Kobe: Man, this is incredible. I can’t believe I’m having dinner with Heath Ledger!
Jared Leto: Yeah....

I don’t know what compelled me to look this up, but average MLB attendance was roughly 28,000 last year. So, at $1 million for one ticket per game, that would equate to the same revenue as 28,000 tickets at $35.71.

I look forward to the day when there’s only one seat but a ticket costs one million dollars, like the last Wu Tang Clan album.