from The Onion:

Immodest as it may be, I love your user name.

People who need the money. Imagine you’re an underemployed set decorator in Hollywood. Yes, Kevin Spacey is awful, but you need to make rent and he’s paying you $1000 for a day or two’s work.

1) Wow.

I don’t think you know what The Hague is, unless you think spending the rest of one’s days in a cosmopolitan European city with legal weed and prostitution is a punishment.

I really don’t know why there was a need for this film.

her supply of studies didn’t meet the demand of the class?

Does the “author” want to die on impact at arrival?

[SPOILER ALERT]

How confusing. In the movies, that works EVERY TIME.

Oh my goodness, it’s a real life “Can I Borrow a Feeling?”:

This article was worth it just for that recirc / related links gag at the bottom. Well played, AV Club.

I cannot get enough of that Jacob Wohl story. It’s replaced the Mooch’s tenure as Press Secretary as my favorite piece of schadenfreude ever. How their story never even had a chance; within seconds of being made public it was meticulously picked apart and exposed. And yet they persisted! And to top off all the…

I think we’re just nostalgic for a show that featured good and decent people working in government rather than whatever we have these days in the White House.

#AnEmmyForDarcy

There is a major character death...that might be pretty disturbing.

Yeah, studios seem a lot more interested in controlling when reviews surface these days, I assume because of that elusive “internet buzz” that may or may not translate to anything in terms of actual admissions. And if a studio says “OK, you can run reviews of this big movie starting on this date,” it becomes a…

Bojack is probably the safest show on Netflix, because Reed Hasting has stated that it’s his favorite original series on his platform.

They really should. The hard part about these numbers is the streaming model. I can get to it later. I’m still catching up on some of these shows, but because I didn’t watch it right away, welp it’s cancelled. I can see if no one ever watched them, but there has to be a different way to look at the numbers considering…