Seriously, even another conservative Republican would be better than Mitch McConnell. NIXON in his prime would be better than Mitch. She can say whatever she wants just so she gets a shot at taking that treasonous bastard down.

Based on the preview clips, I was really thinking they’d do an Aunt Lydia ‘Looking for Mr. Goodbar’ type episode. While a terrible idea, that might’ve actually been a better origin story than whatever the hell this episode ended up being.

Yeah! Marketing, bitch!

“A Comprehensive Guide to North American Floaters” is a good public-pool read.

I’m an old as well--I’ve never heard of this movie. Extreme Measures. I still think James Caan is more likely, but Hackman was a notorious dick.

She does say this person was NOT gonna change. So if he’s matured and changed, it’s not him.

James Caan is my guess, actually. Her insistence that he’s ‘baked,’ personality-wise, makes it seem like he’s too old and too established to change—also, old-school. Nic Cage has a reputation for making astoundingly obnoxious character choices and being a bit methody, but not even Kathleen Turner indicated he was a…

Either way, he’s likely to be down to a Hellboy weight next season.

Keeping Hopper in a Soviet prison for a while is a great way to justify the actor’s weight-loss.

There was IMPORTANT INFORMATION on that whiteboard.

Also, fairly certain Whoopi didn’t spend most of her life ‘traipsing around the Hamptons.’

I love the many times the interviewer says, ‘Well, I wasn’t talking about that--I meant...’ and Sim backs off his rage at liberalism for a moment. What an absolute dick. I regret enjoying even 1/4th of his work. STILL one of my favorite jokes is “You know what they say: avalanche is better than no lanche at all.”

The worst.

It would truly be impossible to do a worse job. It’s just even with the best of intentions, it can go south really quickly to do an essay rather than, say, a piece in another publication away from your main body of work.

An essay, huh. Last time I read an essay in a long-running black and white comic book, it was Dave Sim discussing his enlightened thoughts on women. 

“Richard Harris, the singer of ‘MacArthur Park’...”

So very random for them to call her that song’s singer, and not about 1000 other songs she did. That’s Gloria Gaynor’s song. 

“...the I Will Survive singer...”

Why was it demoted? The grade was the grade--and now it’s down to a solid B?

This review was A- earlier. Can one just do that? Just randomly demote the grade without warning or explanation? If you give it a grade, stick with the grade. This episode will not NOT be A-.