At least the Tootsie Pop owl isn’t smoking.

Doxie twitter was NOT happy last night.

...why sheep?

I just remember the Big Chill parody, where she played her character while her husband was upstairs loudly banging all the women in the cast.

Seriously. Men started whining about 10 years into Leo DiCaprio’s dry spell. Glenn Close has deserved an Oscar for about 40 fucking years now.

The ‘girl’ has a name, you know. It’s Jamie Lee Curtis’s Nemesis’. Use it.

The only thing longer than a contract with Scientology is a contract Paramount, apparently. 

Seriously, the only thing I literally want to read from Salinger. More Glass stories, no Holden shit, and whatever Mailerian male libido bullshit he no doubt wrote in the ‘70s and ‘80s can fuck right the hell off.

Stephen’s the religious one, right? He’s quite probably working out how to start his own church with Justin’s celebrity pull.

... ‘Network’ isn’t a musical.

If they go into the 1970s, maybe they’ll just have a scene of young Tony and his future crew watch ‘Lou Grant’ at Uncle Joon’s house and making crass comments about Ms. Pynchon.

Well, Anderson is currently playing Margo Channing in a stage production of All About Eve. I could actually see a version of it with Emma Thompson as Margo and Gillian Anderson as Karen Richards. It wouldn’t work with the roles reversed, but it would be incredible with my casting, and I want credit for it.

Robin Williams usually did it best. I’m convinced Mrs. Doubtfire is just his Margaret Thatcher impression stretched out for 2 hours.

Meryl Streep?

I’d go for sisters, actually. Really, just put Emma Thompson and Gillian Anderson in anything together.

Sure, the comment was weird, but it seems to be just a usual ‘get me Kinjattention’ type post. Are there any photos of the OP hitting send on this, or is this just an attempt to get Google Image Searches of Clemson players trending?

I couldn’t tell if his insistence to take full blame and not implicate anyone else involved was a legal thing or if he’s just shit-scared he’ll be offed by one of the shady characters he was dealing with.

Ah of course. Univision. I ruined my own joke :).

Al Jean is awful. They even had a pretty good run for a while, but it’s quickly gone back to random-ass episodes without any real structure, with a few solid eps mixed in. I don’t hate it as much as some do--I actually liked this episode--but I do understand the ‘cancel it already’ crowd.

I miss the older, funnier AV Club. Lately it just seems to be running on fumes, trading on its own name, and bring nothing fresh to the table.