Yes. All the coverage of this leaves out the vital ‘______’ and it annoys me.

To be fair, Laurie can look pretty intimidating when he wants.

Actually engaged with a Trump supporter who insisted there are hotels all over the world, and that no hotel owner is ever sued for fires. He was under the impression that Trump Tower is a hotel, and that owners of hotels are never held accountable for things happening in their buildings. He also said the same thing:…

Like the Bellagio Fountains.

MAGA twitter spent most of the day going after some obscure NPR guy and “libnuts” for making jokes about Trump Tower being on fire. MAGites were very concerned a man died. They were not, however, concerned that the Tower lacks a sprinkler system (at least on most floors—I’ll bet the penthouse has sprinklers), nor did…

The thing about Duckie, for me, was that I hoped he was overcompensating for being gay. I was maybe 12 or 13 when I first saw the movie, and not even out to myself yet but knew, on a basic level, what I was. I engaged in most all teen movies by hoping—despite time and again being disappointed—that there’d be a…

I dunno. After my husband and I have sex, we often pan out of a window to stare at trees. All of our sex is based on visual puns.

My Shruggle, amirite?

No one wanted this. MAYBE if they’d gone with more of a ‘Fargo’ type adaptation, where they get the flavor and the themes but create their own independent thing, but they didn’t. And you’re right: they’ve apparently mangled the entire concept. My guess is they were looking for an excuse to dump this aborted cornnut.

This feels like either a publicity stunt or an excuse to ignore the ratings. It’s ‘Heathers’. It is inherently inappropriate. Being ‘insensitive’ is baked into the premise.

Fairly certain his cover of Secret Agent Man is one of the songs playing in Hell’s waiting room.

I honestly thought for a bit that Weinstein had bought his house because he wanted to hold a fundraiser for Obama.

It was like reading an old puff-piece profile by Louella Parsons, only rather than describing the luxurious preparations for a dinner party being hosted at Katherine Hepburn’s palatial estate, it’s about sexual aggression and powerlessness. “Thurman, who spreads her frame along a sloping velvet couch, tosses empty…

Spoiler alert. Jeez. I haven’t seen Splash yet.

#IWouldNameMyRockBand is currently trending on Twitter. I was gonna go with Meryl Streep, but I guess I’ll have to come up with something else. Sreyl Meep, perhaps.

I don’t know that’s entirely correct either. Ratings were way down. The former producer and writers had left. They decided to bring back the old production staff and Patrick Duffy, and pretend the 9th season never happened. I don’t doubt there was some sexism, of course, but the producer had been pushed out in season…

Of course Oprah has a third arm. She needs it to operate Steadman.

There’s a moment in her reading where she’s trying to do a Scottish accent. It’s very cute because she admits its a bad impression, and she giggles to the engineers in the booth. The whole audiobook is good but that moment makes it great.