Your internal monologue must be both horrifying and amusing.

There is a golden bathtub though. Make of that what you will...

It only changes one line. Rather than say something like, ‘If he had murdered your mothers, you would’ve done the same thing,’ to ‘If had murdered your mothers ON FIFTH AVENUE’. True.

I had thought that. Cordelia is Tiffany Trump; Regan and Goneril are Ivanka and (in incestuous twists) Melania... The real crux is the Fool. I decided to write out the Fool entirely, as no one would tell Trump the truth, and he wouldn’t listen anyway. After going insane and yelling at the storm, which ceases,…

I swear it sounds like he’s shouting ‘You’re all gerbils’.

She could call him ‘meine scheisse’ and he wouldn’t notice it was Merkel so long as she threw in a ‘comrade’ here and there.

Plus mimosa popsicles are much better.

Then they’re missing out.

I guess its something that so many men want to watch a movie with a strong female lead.

Per the update of the article I assumed it was the FOX crowd. “Jacobs scrambled to his knees and said something about his glasses being broken. He asked Faith, Keith and myself for our names. In shock, we did not answer.” Maybe he continued asking people.

Except they weren’t goons. They were people working for... well, FOX, but still not hired goons.

Why the hell were THEY the ones in shock though, and unable to answer with their names?

Truthfully, this’ll just give Trump’s people something to point at should Quist win. “See: Trump isn’t toxic to the GOP brand. This attack was what caused a hiccup, and the wins the Dems got Tuesday night were because of bad candidates. Trump is still inspiring a Republican revolution.”

Making Ripley a woman is what gives the psychosexual imagery it’s oomph.

I was going from this: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/06/did-macron-outsmart-campaign-hackers

Not denying the hackers, too, did that, but I’m going from this Daily Beast article http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/05/06/did-macron-outsmart-campaign-hackers

If reports are to be believed, Macron’s IT people essentially planted fake email accounts, aware they were being hacked. They used those accounts to plant fake email and other documents, which was mixed in with the data dump.

Seriously, prison—even cupcake prison—did wonders for her.

Never thought I’d associate abs with Trump. Yet here we are.

Darth Trump.