I’d do the same. Pets are pets, not people.

Cat poop is actually dangerous for pregnant women.

With the way Hollywood’s brightest stars rushed to coddle Chris Pratt last night, you’d think the actor had been accused of sexual harassment by a D-lister or something

Same reason why I hate it when “articles” on the Internet turn out to be videos.

“foregone conclusions and easily Googleable facts”

A few years ago Disney Marvel was willing to burn the X-men franchise and replace them with Inhumans. I can’t see them now, as the most popular cinema brand of all time, coming begging for Spider-man. They put up a fair deal and it got rejected. Spider-man’s just out.

Anything with the highest Tomatometer ranking is not the greatest anything of all time, it’s among the most likable of that thing of all time. Why people continue to put so much stock in that damn meter, which is just a gauge of how many people liked it and not actually indicative of quality, is beyond me.

All the fanboys are pissed about the look of his new TARDIS.

So John Krasinski is the new Jack Ryan...was his regeneration scene any good then?

Yeah, that all sounds like the perfect material for a comedy.

“We” are not placing an unfair burden on these films. “THEY” are setting themselves up for failure.

I’m not going to fight you. I’m going to help you fight people. In fact, I’ll raise you. The Rocketeer is one of the best MOVIES ever. Every single action in film informs character decisions and drives the plot forward. It’s beautiful aesthetically, and it’s god damned gorgeous narrative wise.

Plus, I think it would be burdensome for any child to have to view their parents as “heroes” just for being their parents.

Can I just take this opportunity to say that any comics who have, or fall back on, a “oh man, all Southerners are so dumb and racist!” character/jokes is a fucking lazy hack? Yeah I get it David, you grew up in a bad part of Georgia and that’s sad, but we’re not a hivemind of racist caricatures and it ticks me off…

And one hell of a Zorro movie.

The IRA: for when you need terrorists for your movie but don’t want to be racist.

You know, I probably would. But my deepest money/power fantasies involve things like really expensive fountain pens, antique cameras, and world travel, not sexually assaulting other people and threatening to ruin their careers. So I’m pretty comfortable in still judging Harvey Weinstein to be a complete piece of shit.

I mean, I would, but “whatever I wanted” wouldn’t be to commit crimes against people. It would be stuff like unlimited skittles and a big house, and I’d probably just pay for them with the money I had.

I probably would try to get what I want. But one of the things I want is to not be a horrible person. When it comes to sexual situations specifically I want it to be with people who also want it. A big part of the point is that they’re as into me as I am them. I see no appeal in touching or exposing myself to somebody…

I absolutely do not believe that King was an abusive father. But I think his self-identification with Jack made him lose sight of how fucking awful it is to live with a Jack—and that side of things is really what the movie explores.