Well, you answered your question yourself. Removing the axe allows him to bleed out, and it would happen too quickly for you to realistically stop the bleeding, even if you weren’t also dealing with exposing the brain. That’s a pretty common problem with removing any weapon from any wound, really.

James Gunn got fired from directing the third Guardians movie because he was piled on by the Twitter outrage machine, and you don’t understand why these people might think it necessary to jump in and defend their friend and coworker from that same mob?

Hang on. All that Bless does is give you an extra 1d4 on attack rolls and saving throws for the duration. Is his screening a battle? Who's he attacking? What's going on here?

Marvel clearly only has intermittent concern for the emotional stakes of these stories. Otherwise, how on Earth did they manage to make Thor: Ragnarok?

What’s that from?

Noseybonk

I don’t know. It seems a little too competent for King.

Are you genuinely unfamiliar with the concept of actors playing characters of different nationalities than their own? Because, you know, that isn’t just a thing with Asian people, that’s everyone.

So, is this this racist asshole character by any chance named David Cross? Kind of like Lena Dunham’s clueless white girl “character”?

No, hang her. You hang witches and burn heretics.

I’m a little confused by your complaint. I mean, sure, we all know this sort of thing has happened and continues to happen throughout Hollywood and other business communities—it’s a major problem which is hopefully beginning to be slowly rectified—but that doesn’t mean someone in the industry wouldn’t be genuinely…

The militant IRA factions are still around. They’ve been pretty quiet lately, but I wouldn’t be surprised if something like this were to happen down the road. In any case, the idea of being haunted by the past seems to be a pretty central theme of the narrative.

The Mask of Zorro is legitimately one of my favorite films ever. However, The Legend of Zorro, also directed by Campbell, is garbage. So, you know, Campbell’s hit and miss.

The trolley problem? Really? Are you trying to fill out a terrible pop philosophy bingo card?

Look, I’m not even remotely kinky myself, but even I am aware that wanting to engage in a role-playing scenario, with a consenting partner, where you pretend that it’s being forced, does not in any way mean that you actually want to rape anyone or to be raped.

Jesus Christ, man.

And people who’ve responded to you aren’t…

Starred for unlimited Skittles.

If I had money and power, I might try to get away with a few things I otherwise wouldn’t have dared to do, sure. But none of those things are sexual assault, because I have no desire to sexually assault anyone.