Get used to disappointment.

I worked with a chef for years who would literally have his dick out under his apron. And now restaurant owners are like "Wha??? No one wants to work?"

Jesus, how hard is it to put your dick away at work? I get workplace romances happen, but if you’re an asshole -  things won’t go well and you deserve what you get. Seems like he got caught showing his true self and is now trying to reclaim his moral virginity. Sorry dude. It doesn’t work like that.

It seemed pretty clear-cut to me:

All it would have taken was a 5 second shot of her dead in the wreckage, too.  

I guess when Chris D’Elia (the original actor playing the helicopter pilot) was fired for soliciting photos of underage girls, Tig Notaro (actually my favorite character in the movie, even if she’s more or less just playing herself) had to record all her scenes with green screen. Almost all of her shots are static and…

I just want to know what the heck happened to Geeta.

A buddy and I have been talking a lot about if we can adapt a holley dominator EFI system to run a combine or tractor, and then sell them as a modified kit. I bet we could, but deere would be so far up our asses with lawsuits we would never be able to work again. You rarely see an independent operation with a deere,…

Not to mention right to repair issues. I’m definitely not going to buy a John Deer EV if one came out. 

You know what’s probably a bigger factor holding back EV in the auto enthusiast community? Aftermarket tuning, which is massively frowned upon by Musk and manufacturers.

I don’t necessarily believe the bro trucks and muscle car crowd are the ones holding back EV adoption rate. In fact the automotive enthusiast demographics is better than it has ever been previously. Anthony covers it pretty well here:…

I’m in the same boat. I was preparing meals for myself way younger than that and definitely opening cans. I just can't imagine going to Twitter to talk about how dumb you think your kid is for not knowing something you should have shown her. (Seriously, do they only eat out? Get delivery? Do they not involve her in…

I get the sense that the people saying “she wasn’t going hungry” would be immediately heading to HR with a list of state and federal labor requirements if their boss told them not to take a lunch break.

Let’s also note that this started because he was in the middle of a jigsaw puzzle. The subtext of his tweets is pretty goddamn clear that he was fucking with her because she bothered him when he was doing his puzzle.

She said she was hungry. That’s why she asked for food. I’m not sure what you mean when say “abuse would require that she actually ‘went hungry’” when she was literally hungry, apparently hungry enough to undergo six hours of frustration. If she wasn’t really that hungry, presumably she would have just given up rather…

Why didn’t she already know how to use a can opener? Do they not have milk and cereal in the house and does she not know how to combine those?

Ken Jennings was never going to be a permanent host. Some brain-dead, out of touch executive who has probably never watched jeopardy, made the decision to run him for a trial. Not even Alex Trebek liked him, let alone the audience.

My mom did this exact thing too. I don’t know why but we did have a washer/dryer in the house. It is still something I wonder about...

So, Ken Jennings has effectively removed himself from consideration as permanent Jeopardy host, right?